TEST DRIVE / JAN '25 / BETA.
Test drive. Welcome to AFTER LIFE, a game based in the world of Severance! This test drive serves as a place to help you figure out what characters you'd like to bring into the game. Some details (housing, etc.) may require further out of character conversation; please refer to the OOC meet and greet! These prompts are all relatively low-stakes as a reflection of the nature of the game: slice-of-life until character and player interaction bring out the more psychological horror/thriller aspects of the setting. If none tickle your fancy, feel free to provide wildcard prompts of your own. The test drive is open to anyone. We encourage messing around here to figure out exactly how you'd like to port your character into Kier! Threads may also be considered game canon if you so wish. Got any questions? Check the FAQ or ask in the comments. ![]() outies: deals all the way down. There's a sale on at Lindt's Groceries! Discounts on pretty much anything you could imagine! The store is a middle-sized, relatively bougie, locally-owned grocery, with aisles stocked full of food and general necessities, as well as a small counter for deli meats and fish, and another two across the shop stocked with hot food (rotisserie chicken, sandwiches, sides) and a very limited selection of sushi (some sashimi, some hand rolls). And right now, there's a 20% discount on anything in the shop (supposedly to celebrate someone's birthday, though whose, you have no idea). Are you browsing the aisles? Are you working a shift? Are you checking out? ![]() outies: rain, rain, go away. It's a grey and cloudy day, and as the cherry on top of the gloomy day cake, it's started to rain. The closest place to get out of the downpour is We Love Books, the local bookstore. Like Lindt's, it's not huge — it's not so big as a Barnes & Noble — but it's big enough, and obviously well-maintained. Maybe there's a book you've been meaning to pick up? Or maybe you're really just waiting out the rain. Or you could stop at Leaves of Grass, the cafe next door, and get a coffee, tea, or hot chocolate to help warm up the cold day. Or maybe the rain doesn't bother you at all, and you're totally willing to keep on trucking. Are you brave enough to ask someone for a spare umbrella? ![]() outies: neighborly fun. You've been invited to a night of board games and conversation by a neighbor — or maybe just a friend of a friend. Either way, you're in a stranger's (nice, midcentury) house with a bunch of people you've never met before. There's wine, there's charcuterie, there's seltzer — bits and bobs for consumption until the games begin in earnest. (You've heard that some people at the party might be Severed — are you?) Why not say hi to the person standing next to you? Or remain a wallflower and see if a more enterprising guest will decide to bestow you with a conversation starter. ![]() innies: another day in paradise. The elevator doors open, and another normal day at work begins. You know the way to your office, and don't see anyone else on the way there. What's your routine to get settled when a day starts? Do you like your coworkers? Do you like the work you do? Have you been doing it for a million years, or is this your first day? Maybe you're a manager making sure everything is running smoothly? ![]() innies: waiting for wellness. For one reason or another, you've been given the opportunity to visit the Wellness Center for a session. Except someone seems to have made a scheduling mistake — as you sit in the waiting room, you hear footsteps coming from the hallway. You've never run into anyone from another department before; in fact, the idea of fraternization has been expressly discouraged. Maybe they're coming into the Wellness Center's waiting room, too, or maybe they're just passing by. Either way, this might be your only chance to see who else works on the Severed floor — or maybe it's just one of your usual coworkers. Will you get up, or let them go by? |
QUESTIONS.
silco, arcane.
neighborly
Lifting his seltzer, he takes a buzzing sip. ]
Oh, uh, "Colonists of Balsam" ...? Not myself, no.
I think it's supposed to be resource management. You know, getting wood to built forts, trading iron for ... whatever people trade iron for.
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(The truth is he doesn't need the eyepatch — that he can see out of his left eye just fine — but it's— ease, he supposes. Social lubricant. He doesn't like it, exactly — doesn't care what people think of him as much as he's told he should — but it is what it is.) ]
Iron for wheat, grain, potable water. Though a filtration system seems like a stretch for an exercise like this.
[ Apparently satisfied — or resigned — to what little he can make out from the game's exterior packaging, Silco settles back in his seat, transferring his wine glass to his left hand before offering Matt his right. ]
Silco. Presuming this is a competitive game, I hope you won't think too poorly of me once we're done.
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Gotta be first, right? ]
Matt. Nice to meet you. [ His smile widens, though it remains crooked. ] Are you one of those people whose Monopoly games end in screaming eight hours later? I was going to suggest we make up our own rules and make one of the tokens stand for water filtration ...
[ Matt reaches for the lid of the box, popping it open and revealing small models of mountains and forests. ]
But I can color inside the lines.
innies.
Technically, I’m not.
[ Jinx arrives late most days — or rather, her outie does. Sometimes, she and her colleagues debate why this is. I think you spend all that time braiding your hair is a popular theory. Another is that they search her multiple times now, after she snuck contraband in through the lift twice.
Honestly? Powder suspects she just isn’t a very good employee. ]
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But they talk, anyway, the same way Jinx imitates him when she thinks he's not looking. (Because they know he won't send them to the Break Room, because he's never once smiled on a tour of the Perpetuity Wing.) ]
And yet you'll be the one complaining if you're sent home late.
[ Or maybe she wouldn't, he's not sure — time means something different for them, after all. A longer day means a longer existence. ]
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And you won’t be?
[ When she falls behind, it’s Silco who stays to watch her finish sorting numbers into boxes, never relinquishing his duty to the severed floor supervisors for reasons unknown to her.
Jinx steps forward now, fearless. ]
Your outtie must not miss the wife.
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She infuriates him. A constant prickle under his skin, one that follows him into the elevator and reactivates like a shimmer when his eyes open again. He wonders if his outie notices, if — and these are thoughts he never voices — he would ever recognize her, out there. A natural enemy or, Kier forbid, a loved one. ]
It's hardly my concern.
[ His lips purse as, perhaps inevitably, he looks up again, that familiar heat tickling the back of his neck. There must be someone else waiting for her, up there — some brash boy, or a girl with an equally colorful shock of hair.
With a nod at her desk: ] Nor is it yours.
astarion ancunín, baldur's gate 3.
james bond | the bond franchise
[ There's a roar of laughter from inside. Muted, from outside the glass. Charades, and someone brought out a hat — quite a good impression of some notorious clown on TV, if James is honest with himself.
It's colder outside. There's charceuterie and seltzer and there he stands, on the outside of it, in the backyard looking out at some stranger's lawn. (Who was it— Bethany and her husband? The one that drives that bloody ridiculous BMW?) Black slacks, a white collared shirt with the sleeves rolled, loafers; James exhales a breath from a cigarette he shouldn't be smoking. Idly distracted, if only for a moment, at watching some ant crawl from the perfectly even cobblestones and onto the toe of his shoe.
When the back door opens, he barely starts. (He's always been a little hard to startle.) He exhales another short plume and chuckles, friendly and the veneer of being embarrassed, caught out with a laugh: ]
Won't tell the wife, will you?
wildcard.
[ deeply debating bond working as a real estate agent obsessed with fishing and lawncare who does not have an innie, so feel free to wildcard anything! run ins at the florist's? neighbors? on the sidelines of the same, boring high school soccer match? i'm
neighborly
More startled to see James than the other way around, Matt jumps. Then, in a mixture of relief and (real) embarrassment: ]
James? [ He laughs, shoulders slumping, and tucks his phone back into his pocket. Lucky to run into him here; he's probably the closest thing Matt's got to a friend in this town. He hasn't told his mother--she has a lot of opinions of the danger of peer contagion, and smoking is one of the many habits she's afraid Matt will catch. But all the literature says camaraderie is supposed to help. Matt quirks a smile the other man's way. Watches smoke fade into the night air. ]
First I'd have to meet your wife, [ he notes dryly. A beat. ] You have a wife?
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James exhales a thin stream of grey. Hazy, and the opposite direction of Matt. ]
My blonde menace.
[ He does, at least, sound fond about that.
Less so, perhaps, about the party in full. He makes a face, free hand opening into a comme ci, comme ça type of expression. A domestic menace who's far more willing to be entertained by charades than he is. And it is much cooler out here, with company he can better tolerate. Matt is, he reflects, not a bad friend to have.
It's at a delay, but James does return the smile: small in the corners, but freely given, a light glance given to the phone Matt chooses to pocket away. ] You didn't want to stick around for all of that? We're a drink and a half away from a riveting game of Twister.
crawls back a week later w/o starbucks
He gets that impression about most people, though. ]
The last time I played Twister was in college, [ he says. ] And I didn't exactly cover myself in glory. So as tempting as it is to race back in there and sow some discord in your marriage, I'm good out here.
[ For a moment, Matt's quiet, considering James' small smile out of the corner of his eye. When his phone starts buzzing, he ignores it. ]
matt jamison, original
[ Matt's button-up is rolled past his elbows, unbuttoned at the throat. His hair is dark and tousled. The nametag on his dark-green apron says MATT (he/him). And he's peering at you from behind the sushi counter like a concerned dog, slightly fretful over what he seems to take as either indecision or disappointment at the meager selection. ]
The normal sushi person's out sick, [ he explains. ] But I do a lot of the flower arrangements, and the fundamental principles aren't, you know, that different … it's all katas. Repeated actions that set a standard. [ If you look closely, you'll see that his hands are smooth, with neat nails. What repeated actions does he take? ] So, uh, maybe the tuna sashimi? The reverse caterpillar roll is good too.
[ Or perhaps you'll encounter Matt ringing you up. ]
All right, well, with our birthday special, that's gonna be 20% off. [ He smiles at you sincerely, the corners of his eyes crinkling. ] Lucky you.
[ It occurs to him that he doesn't actually know whose birthday it's supposed to be. Shouldn't that have been posted in the back? Or at least sent out as a text message. ]
ii. outies: rain, rain
[ By the time Matt gets off his shift at Lindt's, the gray day has gloomed into evening, and the rain he'd bet wouldn't come is bucketing down. He steps sputtering into We Love Books, his nest of dark hair plastered to his head and his clothes soaked. Matt huffs and puffs, blinks the water from his eyes–
And, careful not to touch anything or anyone, he sidles towards the table marked New Releases. ]
Oh God, [ he mutters, as one of the hardcovers in particular catches his attention. ] How'd he write another one so fast?
[ The book in question is glossy and comic-book bright. Its author is one Dr. Ricken Lazlo Hale, PhD. ]
iii. outies: neighborly fun
[ Matt lasts about five minutes with the drinks and the charcuterie. I shouldn't, he says politely when he's offered wine, plucking up a glass of seltzer instead. Then he asks where the bathroom is. And from there …
Look, he doesn't mean to snoop around in a stranger's house. He's just feeling a bit overwhelmed, finding himself in a hardcore commingling environment with so many people he doesn't know. Doesn't know well, at least–familiar faces from around the neighborhood, maybe the store, but that's all. Trying to move soundlessly, Matt turns the knob to a door in the hallway. It probably goes to a study or something, and a study might have books, or a spot he could sit without everyone else here having a line of sight on him.
Do you catch him wandering?
Maybe not. Maybe instead, you spot him pacing outside, mid-phone call. ]
No mother, I haven't made manager yet. I mean, we don't really have review cycles as such. I guess I could ask at our quarterly all-hands, but I don't … uh-huh. Yeah, I'm at the neighbors'. Lowkey thing, board games and cheeseboards and wine and stuff. [ A pause. He listens. And his eyes tighten at the corners, set of his jaw stiffening. ] Yes. I am. Don't worry so much.
Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Yes, I'll let you know if I make a friend. Tell dad I say hi.
Yes. Okay.
Bye.
[ ooc: Please feel free to wildcard me! Are you Matt's wife? You could be his wife! Does your character want to run into him elsewhere in the grocery store? Go for it, delivering an excellent customer experience is his job! Or find him elsewhere in Kier.
Outie prompts only for now, but other than that, go wild. PM this journal or ping
deals.
Katas? [ is the first thing she picks up on, though he explains what he means almost immediately after as she looks first to him and then back — well, more like finally — at the contents of the case. (Faintly, she thinks to herself that it'd be rude, now, to walk away without buying anything. It doesn't occur to her — another sign of how out of it she is — that she hasn't even picked up a basket or cart.) ]
Oh, um—
[ She blinks as though to renew her focus, her brow pinching as she attempts to identify both items he's named. Her fingers pick at her sleeves, at the loose braid that hangs over her shoulder. ]
—which one's the reverse caterpillar?
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Oh--it's this one. [ He points towards a hand roll that appears to be topped with barbecued eel. ] Normally a caterpillar roll would have avocado on top and the eel inside, but the reverse one does it the other way around. I guess we could call it something that honors the placement of the "caterpillar" part, like a cocoon roll or a chrysalis roll, but I didn't pick the name, so.
[ Matt lifts his gaze from the sushi to the shopper's face. He's a little worried he's talking too much, and perhaps has put her off sushi altogether. Or maybe she's just tired. Or maybe she's allergic to avocado.
... He takes a moment to breathe.
One of the only actually useful things that came out of his stint in rehab was those yoga classes. The meditation on the body, miracle that it is. Prana and in the beginning. Matt inhales, holding it at the top; lets it out one, two, three, four. He feels easier at the end of it, more relaxed. His smile comes more fluidly as he regards her. ]
really thought the link was gonna go to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbLZgmoNnEk
If she's being honest, she's thinking about work. The silence of the Board, the mandate to continue work on the Severed Floor. (She's been told, more than once, that she's speaking to them directly. Only once has she mustered up the courage to ask why they never speak.)
Distraction accounts for the words that leave her mouth next: ] They should have little feet.
[ The sentiment seems to startle her as soon as she expresses it out loud. It's more like the kind of thing she'd say to her brother — her poor brother — when he'd still been alive, a childish thought hardly suited to her current work. ]
Sorry, I— it's silly.
joan holloway | mad men
[ Joan's always been very lucky, you see.
Lucky enough to live in Kier; lucky enough to have a husband, and a beautiful house, and time to have a hot bath every Friday without having to cook dinner. It's not that anybody expects it, of course, but there is some part of her that relishes in the opportunity. It's just one of those funny things. Growing up, you know, with and without Judith Butler. The cursed performance of gender. You buy into what you buy into.
And, honestly, why should she? A home's more than a house. The job at the bank keeps her plenty busy.
Today, the rain rolls in. Jeans, boots, a light cashmere sweater — thank God she was inside before it started pelting down, or the thing would've been absolute toast. One eye on the rain pelting the windows, her arms full of books (heavy ones; thick, glossy, with photographs aplenty), by fate or providence:—
—she bumps into someone. ]
Oh! Excuse me. [ She laughs, a twinkling chime, with one hand lightly covering her mouth. A perfect nude lipstick contours the bow of it. ] Julia Child taught me how to cook, but apparently not to watch where I'm going.
outies: deals all the way down.
[ Grocery shopping. Is there any bigger chore?
She's thoughtful as she makes her way down the aisle. A basket hanging from the crook of her arm, one hand scrolling lightly through the notes on her phone: more of the milk, less of that brand of potato chips, they both liked that fish last week, maybe they'll try that pistachio creamer?
The man at the deli hands her her parcel, brown paper and butcher's twine, and Joan blinks at the little sticker indicating the price on it.
Well. Who doesn't love a good deal? (The blue is a little garish, though. She does have some strong opinions on colors.)
Down the next aisle, near the cereals, someone's just in the way of the cornflakes. And it's not that she's particularly nosy, except that she is, and there's a cake in your basket. There's a companionable look as she peers sidelong: ]
Is it your birthday, honey? Don't tell me that you're the secret Lindt heir.
[ Not that there is a secret Lindt heir. But there's more than one way to make a boring task pass by. ]
wildcard.
[ hey is JOAN from MAD MEN your WIFE? open to such nonsense if you are! once again, i am reachable at
rain.
She's a kind of perfect that makes him itch. Her laugh, her make-up, her demeanor — all of it a sharp contrast to the near-permanent pinch in his brow and the mismatched eyes (one blue, one glassy despite retained vision) that stare back at her.
At the very least, he knows how to be polite. ]
It was my fault, [ he offers, as he takes a step back. ]
She didn't teach me either. [ A beat. Then, clarifying, ] To cook, or to mind my manners.
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And it's not like Kier's such a huge, sprawling town, is it?
Joan echoes his half a step. Reintroducing the distance, a tit for tat from her end, while she gently rearranges the books in her arms for a much more solid hold. No harm done. No big loss. ]
Well, between you and me, her beef bourguignon is a steal.
[ With another laugh. A beat grows, and it's one shared between two relative strangers — the kind that could just as well be left alone, with one or both of them walking away from the moment. Just another funny little story, in their funny little town. And Joan does think to, of course. But— ]
I saw you last week, didn't I? [ She straightens, a little, and steps to the left, so as to make room for anyone who's looking to move past them and into the aisle of Non-Fiction. ] At that party at Marjorie's?
erik lehnsherr { xmcu
Bookshop AU lol
He has stepped out of the room to ask for a potential sound of the ocean track, it seems like it would be a relaxing option, and comes back in to see Erik L. gazing at the painting in the waiting room. While it is generally recommended to move them directly into the office, he pauses and wonders if polite conversation is not encouraged to establish trust.
The painting is of Kier over supplicating people, bringing his light to their world, and they cover underneath his greatness. Mr. Xavier turns to look at it, standing next to him. ]
What do you think, looking at it?
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sansa, game of thrones.
outies; raindrops keeping falling on my head.
innies; just did me some talkin' to the sun.
[ alternately, pull a wildcard! feel free to hit me up via dm for ideas, plotting, or a starter also.
quick rundown: sansa is recently hired and moved to kier, a trust fund girlie who applied for a job far away from her aunt and her husband so she can deal with her grief on her own terms. alayne is a girlish and politely enthusiastic junior refiner who's just really happy to be here. everything will be Fine. ]